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{"slip": { "id": 190, "advice": "Don't always believe what you think."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 112, "advice": "It's not about who likes you, it's about who you like."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 223, "advice": "Vinegar is a powerful cleaning agent."}}
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